Order of the Ivy

Kyle is an unemployed, alcoholic, 25 year old loser who lives with his mom. That is, until one fateful night, when he is transported to a far away, strange land: Tucson, Arizona. Here, he finds the world has radically changed, and evil feudal lords who call themselves the Quorum have taken over the world. After the Quorum’s Soldiers personally traumatize him, Kyle joins forces with three best friends, and together they embark on a quest to restore the balance of nature… And end the Quorum once and for all. And Kyle? Well… He makes it annoying the entire way.

Résumé

A new modern, turn-based pixel RPG by Rust Games! Silly tone, serious quest. Set in a dystopian America, the party must overthrow evil feudal lords called the Quorum while managing Kyle's worst impulses.